What should i be more turned off about... his massive collection of condoms or that he asked me to sign my name by number 68 on the list posted on his wall?
I think the two go hand in hand.
I woke up with ten beers in my bag that hoarded at the party last night. Rally? Its five somewhere.
my mom and grandma just had a splits competition. slut runs in the family
thanks so much for stopping me from telling him i want to have sex with him while i proceeded to hookup with the air.
She made me take my shoes off outside her room but she didn't make me wear a condom. I am confused.
I'm really hoping to find some quality strange ass tonight while at my court appearance.
Oh and I guess I added our cab driver on Facebook. He has "liked" every single one of my beach pictures. Kill me now.
She had sex in a public bathroom and slept on a couch in the dorm lobby. It's only Monday
There should be a rule. If your dick is under 6 inches, you are not allowed to dress as Thor.
Of all the things that can be stripped of me i'll be damned if it's my vanity
Sorry you had to clean the sheets with your macro notes
An old white couple caught us smoking the foot long. THE LOOK ON THEIR FACES.
The logic in me says "don't text him" .But the vagina in me says "text him".
Idk she seemed really innocent until she snorted that line of vicodin
Dry spell is over and now I’m drowning in a river of dick. The dam broke and now half the dicks in DC are trying get in my skirt
It’s a glorious dick miracle!
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