Yes, it's true. 4 fingers.
nothing this campus sells is worth it. not even sex.
I truly don't know anything about sober relationships. Normally I would just drunkenly yell "sex?" in a guy's face. What do I do now? Be like, sooo uhhh, wanna do it? Awkward, and even worse, I will remember clearly just how awkward it was.
I'm not sure if it was sex or spear fishing. He goes in for it like he's crash landing a rocket
I have a boner and a quesadilla why aren't you here
My boss just called me for legal advice. What has my life become?
I've slept in a different bed every day this week. Operation Ho Ho Ho is a success!
Ahh good point. I got some interesting mental pics and I'm slowly entering a "fuck it, lets do weird shit" phase sexually, but you may have already figured that out since I've been fucking you sideways and upside down a lot lately.
I have a hunch Mama J got around.
Am I allowed to say that about my own mom?
I'm jealous that you can use my boobs as pillows & I can't.
That was so not worth putting pants on for.
Rebecca hasn't has this number in 3 months. Please tell all her friends to stop calling at 3 am. We are not interested in buying or selling drugs nor do we want to hook up with anyone. You all need to go to rehab.
I couldn't find any flowers so I brought her a cat.
There is a couple fucking in the outback bathroom and at first I thought it was sick but than I remembered my Outback fantasy with you and decided I can't pass judgements.
I'm going to use this quarantine time to improve my blowjob skills.
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