If she's not going to maintain the upkeep of her vag then I'm not going to pay the rent of being her boyfriend
she's basically destroyed all of the faith i had that skinny blond girls could be a functioning part of society.
Don't know whats worst me sharding on her a bit or her believing me when i told her she did it...
so while trying to be a healthier drunk i discovered that putting airborne in natty is not an advisable decision
Question: Is it too early to claim April Fools on the text "can we do some lines before the concert" that I accidentally sent Mom?
i licked icing off his dick. in front of his sister.
Although I love the reason it was done, can you maybe not show pictures of my dick to all your friends at parties? I like to present my penis in my own special way. thanks
Dude it started out with let's find some food and ended up with me getting a needle in the face
I made a blanket fort and am drinking Gatorade and eating donuts watching 500 days of summer. I can't keep spending my saturdays like this.
I don't know what possessed you to do that, but you have to give the stripper more money before you try to check her oil or they are going to throw us out every time you do that.
Just to update you. I am dead. So your probably gonna have to find a new roommate
She asked if i could guess "what shape her carpet was". I got it wrong (christmas tree).
Is it too soon for me to wonder what sex with him would be like?
So you don't take a regular pic with her, but you take a selfie with her ass. Interesting...
I couldn't read the menu. I ordered the first thing I was able to read. Don't think I ate anything. Left $20 on the table.
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