shes hot in the i'd deny it if anyone asked kinda way
it's like i warped into dreamland and the only thing that makes sense is my solo cup
Bts the comment you were making during that picture was "look we have penises"
My gift to the freshman: I made an illegal stop, rolled out and dropped to my hands and knees and puked in front of the south campus dorms and about 20 families. Welcome to OSU
They let me out of the holding cell just in time for me to get the morning-after-pill. Rock bottom feels even worse with all those hormones.
Its name is Richard. And I think he formally introduced us.
It's that "make a Pringle and Twinkie sandwich" kind of depression.
Dude. I'm busy doing PR for America. FOR AMERICA. Europeans think we can't handle liquor.
I think that "I fucked your little brother" wasn't the best way to introduce yourself.....
Hooked up with an ex Playgirl model. I feel like the universe just high-fived me for staying sober.
I take to many stalker pics of him. If he ever looks through my phone he'll never give me sex again :(
you were so blacked last night that you jumped in the lake fully clothed, then just went back to the bar and walked around like you weren't soaking wet.
Can we go out and get blitzed in celebration that they'll be no more surprise kids
do you think that identical twins have the same size junk? i just want to know your opinion before i find out.
I apparently lifted the young child over my head yelling "Victory!" after that last game of pool, right before doing some Girls Just Wanna Have Fun karaoke.
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