i just borrowed 5 dollars from my eight year old sister. i'm at a new low
If i come home from court on friday.. i'm definitely doing something illegal.
Who would win... a chainsaw pooping pterodactyl or a bear with machine guns for feet. big debate about this right now
He said he got laid, but you and i both know he was too high to leave his house.
Well I went on a freakin rampage and destroyed a fan and claimed that it wasn't doing its fan duties... Then I knocked on everybody's doors in the hall and asked if they were content with their fan's performance and if not I would take care of it...
Don't you realize there's more to life than sex and pizza rolls?
Its mothers day, andI woke up with 12 bar stamps on my face, holding orange juice and a box of tampons. This can not be happening
Tuesday Boozeday turned into What-the-fuck-were-you-thinking Wednesday real fast.
she keeps a switchblade in her panty drawer... i am both terrified and slightly turned on
I just fell out of my doorway to go to class so if that doesn't describe how my night went idk what will
Is it weird that sometimes I like to have sex for the health benefits and workout more than the pleasure
It was like the icing on a beautiful fuck boy cake.
I'm going to target high, just in case I ask you where my paycheck went later
Ur creepiness is now affecting my life and I'm not okay with it
He goes "what would you say if I told you I like to get it in?" def a potential soulmate right there.
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