Sry I called you an 8
You know the guy who poops at a party and then leaves and you go in, do your business, and come out and there are girls outside that think you pooped and no one talks to you? I'm the guy who poops before you go in, because I'm in a relationship and I hate you.
I did a mental Irish jig when he pulled out the second condom.
I wish they made portable blow up dolls for girls.
It's called a dildo, genius. Go to sleep.
she's just sitting in a corner ripping all of the filters off her menthols
Puked on a Tom Jones impersonator on the strip
do you wanna get some fucking pussy tonight.....THEN DRESS LIKE IT
My number one goal in life is to find out who can fill a keg with Popov
i turned my shower on this morning and passionfruit pulp came out. how did you even do that?
Pot head idea of the day: make a maraca out of weed seeds. Or a rain stick? Definitely rain stick.
I want you to get your positive energy all over me. I want to to look like something from Ghostbusters.
Its perfect, I supply the pot she makes the brownies. I love the culinary dept.
We joked about how funny it would be if he got pulled over with 300 breakfast burritos in hus car. We walk outside of the school just as the police lights turn on and pull him over
Those boxers don't belong to me anymore. They belong to the desert surrounding Phoenix.
Did u puke in a church parking lot? And go to the wrong funeral yesterday? Lol
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