Can't remember why I called but it definitely had something to do with Lou Bega
Ok so the guy below me is either having sex very loudly or is very lonely
to cover up your slurred speech you tried talking like the creepy old man from family guy
on of the only things i remember was the security guard told me i was too drunk for laser tag.
We're not too concerned with getting her out of jail. We're on a mission for donuts.
he's wearing our apron and eating a pb and oreo sandwich. and calling the oreos "topless" since he took their tops off...
i'm surprised you didn't wake up. like i literally came when he was fingering me as i was spooning with you and all you did was mumble "that's a good idea, mom" and pull the sheets away from me.
He just called me juicy booty via text message.
I think i morst likely have 95 %patulas for hands and probably i also went to eGypt with so manyfriends. We laids in the sarcaphoguses.
You sound pretty unsure about all of this.
When I picked you up, you were drinking Maker's Mark out of the bottle with a crazy straw.
He tried to tip me with his police badge...
and you didn't accept WHY?!
wanna come over? I have movies.
sure, what movies
porn or disney, your choice
Wet should excavate the hamsters out of the front yard n give them a proper burial.
He's a Republican and an Ohio State fan idk how far this can go.
no, it was more of an i-don't-think-he-even-knows-what-a-clitoris-is, bad.
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