i guess. but if i can salvage this and still somehow see you naked i feel like that's a win
i'm so bored i'm watching porn for fun. not even jacking off or anything. just watching.
I feel like I'm one of those people who someone looks at and thinks "how did she get into this college"
She was ugly to the point i wanted to brush my teeth after looking at her
I cant believe you went home with her.. Your poor immune system and the shit you put it through.
Get dressed, I have 50$ and you need a new beer pong table since we threw yours off the 8th floor last night.
Only he would come to a strip club and talk about an internship with Walt Disney during a lap dance.
He's so drunk he thinks he's the ultimate warrior. Told cops he was from parts unknown. Never broke character
I also have to vacuum the broken noodles out of my suitcase...
No more margaritas for you. Also, tequila should be reclassified as a hallucinogen.
Take off your clothes and see if he wants to have sex, that's a good way to find out
I got really adventurous too. Like. Balls in the mouth adventurous.
The wedding is over. Operation sleep with my step-sister has officially begun
just saw two mice fucking on our bed...i think its time to find a new place to live
GOD I WOULD STAB DANNY IN THE EYE WITH HIS OWN PENIS
.........That big, huh?
No. I would cut it off
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