i was so blacked out at my family party.. my mom gave markers to all my little cousins. i was tagged by 5 year olds.
you went all the way to UK and still managed to hook up with someone from our highschool...
You think posting ushers "let it burn" video on his fb page is in bad taste? haha
I can't wait for paintbang. I'm going to throw a marker at a child. There will be bail money in my backpack in m trunk. Don't use it on beer.
No, listening to the fray and drinking a bottle of jack daniels does not count as counseling
We've gotten 3 pitchers already by trading for CUPCAKES
Walk of shame dressed as a Christmas tree, it happened. Ho ho ho bitches
You kept running up to married couples, taking their pictures and begging for them not to get divorced
I just want to lay in a bed of egg mcmuffins and cry
multiple people will be seeing my nips tonight. not mad about it at all
Turns out Edward 40 hands and life-sized jenga is really hard...Didn't stop you from trying. How is your concussion?
well some coke just fell out of my nose in my partners meeting so i'd say my day's off to a fantastic start
my confident boosted when he told me that it was I who started making out with him. ME. NOT HIM.
I AM SHOCKED AND PROUD OF MYSELF
What could go wrong? i could have a mental breakdown with a bottle of champagne hand cuffed to a frat bro
He grabbed a pine cone off the ground and yelled "I love cigars" then tried to smoke it for ten minutes.
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