I gotta feeling the economic climate has killed the housewife market
they have a walk of shame score keeper on their fridge. I marked my tally for him on my way out..
She counted 5,6,7,8 then intentionally kneed herself in the eye numerous times.
Sorry I didn't text you for coffee this morning...bad life decision Saturday sorta rolled into Monday...
We all told you to throw up but you just stuck your head in the toilet and screamed..
When he gets asked "is it in?" more than his name you arent missing out on much more than a petite tampon.
Just traded the drive-through guy at BK a Dos Equis for a Hershey pie before noon... win?
If I can't get slightly excited by the thought of his face between my legs then I know I can never sleep with him.
Alright, who started the "how long till dereck gets deported from Australia" pool? I want in on that.
Doing the walk of shame and bringing my dad a newspaper en route. Favourite daughter status confirmed.
I had a sex dream. With two guys. And my subconscious decided to put your dick on BOTH OF THEM. If there is a society where that does not mean "I cherish you" I do not want to live there.
Since Josh is going to be Carl Sagan for Halloween, he bought a turtleneck and sportsman jacket. It's all my nerd fantasies come true.
And besides a nice relationship, I just really want to get laid damnit
he stopped mid makeout and said "can I pray for you?"
I like that they’re all named Christopher or Chris. No need to worry about moaning during!
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