love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
You finger a girl once and she thinks she loves you. I'm going back to boys. Lesbians are needy.
I've only been here for an hour and I've already made 6 babies cry.
Happy Birthday
She asked me to facebook all the girls I'd hooked up with. She started crying when I started my search with A.
when she started singing "you look better when im drunk" to my cat i realized it was time to take her home
u got into a flexing contest with a dude in bathroom in the mirror at the club
The bloodstain in the garden looks like a sad face. Like I don't already know this is bad...
Good news. Isn't krabs. Bad news. Not sure what it is. Worse news. Encouraged not to fuck till known. Great news getting laid tonight
At one point, the guy you were fucking high-fived with the guy I was fucking. We should hang out with them again?
I told him he wasn't aloud to one word text me. Unless that one word was threesome
Come on there are only so many drink coaster sizes nipples in the world
He's the only guy without a tacky accent I've seen in this southern dump in 6 months. Bangage was inevitable.
You're such a Yankee.
His dick's name has evolved from Sebastian to Big Daddy to Barbara Streisand to Barbara Walters. I think the transformation is finally complete.
Bored of what? I stayed up all night researching sex toys because I'm excited to do things with you that I haven't done in 29 years of having a body.
I love random hookups in covid sex. Usually girls think me about a one and a half to a two and a half but now that I got this mask on I'm a Solid 6.
Randomize
