if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
When you only buy popcorn and condoms at the grocery store they know whats up.
i just walked into a room at this party and someone yelled "dibs!"...
no its okay don't call 911, she's alive. just stopped by her house and banged on her door. she said she turned her phone off because she "had to be alone with her shame and embarassment". typical.
I just got my poem back from the prof, there's a sticker of a girraffe on it and it says "you're awesome!" ... How can this even be considered real college?!?
Is drinking merlot and watching womens figure skating by myself gay?
he got a rim job in the basement.
apparently i was the one who gave it to him.
Just coat-checked 2 backpacks full of 40's...it was the bouncer's idea.
i had them turn on teen mom at the bar so i wouldnt be tempted to go home and make babies with the guy next to me
drunk. just smoked a spliff with a 19yr old hungarian bike taxi driver and bonded over the difficulties of getting weed in a different country. idk y shit like this isnt in the study abroad info packets
Flaming shots last night. Missing an eye brow. There a connection?
Half of my brain feels like I donated it to science and they basically just poured jack Daniels on it and put out cigarettes into it before returning it to my skull
WTF DUDE?
Stay calm. I'm sure there's a heterosexual explanation for this
you were bawling because you felt bad for being so drunk and then you asked for a beer
I want you to know that the guy who peed in your bed got fat.
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