i was so high that i was eating crumbs of my bed only to realize they were fuzz thingies. fml.
They threw a beer at you on stage and then you stopped the karaoke and cussed everyone in the bar out for 2 minutes
I hope my theory books are in my locker, but if not, I guess I can always share with you.
Who said I want to share with you?
You've sucked my dick, I'm pretty sure you don't care if I look at your theory book.
I get a nice feeling when i open my fridge and see it filled with thirty beers and half a leftover jimmy johns pickle.
So you had sex with my brother?
It sounds like you dont need me to answer that.
Why does it always end up with me crying in my car.
I hope my shame shaped pee stain outside your door goes away soon.
We'll I told him I wanted to keep it PG last night, but then later I asked him to take his pants off. So i'm guessing it was my fault.
You will go out on a boat of flames filled with honor, sarcasm, and assholery, let me assure you.
Note to self... Do not stick your head in a can of paint and try to paint the walls green with your hair
I'm confident that their children would come out as 100% authentic rats
Well. I went to a frat party where they mixed gin and Mountain Dew. My kingdom for some olives and vermouth.
But seriously, I love you and you are a good person and I'll get you some ecstasy
I didn't even respond. Just letting the crazy settle before I calmly fuck his shit up.
You should've seen the look on the guys face when I demanded pho and a beer the second they opened. Obviously he doesn't understand hangovers
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