This is the kind of period I feel I should name out of respect to the fact I might have just gotten lucky this time.....
I didn't want to talk to him so I just started telling him how important Jesus was to me
Do you remember trying to eat gravel when we were walking back to the dorm?
We're doing a case race on Saturday.
I'm in. I'm currently drinking a beer in the bathtub so I guess I can consider this "practice" and not just "alcoholism"
He's covered in dirt and enchiladas. We're going drinking now.
So he ended up throwing a watermelon that he stole from the cafeteria saying "if i cant have it no one can" of the 5th floor.
I just saw that blonde chick you wanna bang rolling down the hall wearing a Thor mask..
Wow. We're meant to be..
I have mastered the 3 minute room cleaning drill in preparation for the nights possible slam-piece
Almost ran over girl selling candy bars for charity. Pretty much obligated to buy at that point.
Why are your underwear on my dining room table?
I wanna just rip ass and see his reaction but i bet itd be better to shatter that illusion when hes drunk
Well, I washed his beard with dish soap and then I fucked him three times.
RUDE you're the one missing half a nipple...
IT HEALED AND GREW BACK TO BE A FULL HEALTHY NIPPLE OKAY
I'm trying to imagine how upset he was when he realized that he had been cockblocked by a picture of a sloth and I am drawing indescribable pleasure from it.
Whoever was the bastard/bitch/genius who duct taped my keys to my dick so I wouldn't lose them. I hate you.
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