when does round two start
I don't know, I gave up bartenders for lent
my mom just walked in on me furiously masturbating while reading twilight. needless to say, im officially out of the closet.
If this place produced love children they would be born wearing Lilly Pullitzer with raging coke addictions.
spell your last name, im trying to find you on facebook
he just chased his shot of tequila with a chicken nugget.. either its a canadian thing or hes wasted
Let's be honest. I make up for my well below average sized penis with a great personality and a possibly successful future
Fairly certain I cracked a rib. Masturbation is not for the weak. I die now.
I'm throwing in the towel on today. The puke gods have won this war
I screamed "I want dick!" in the middle of the intersection. So many hot guys. I wish you were here.
I can feel your movements against the shared wall we are leaning up against. It makes me feel as though we are one. Queue Pocahontas song...
Judging by the ckaw marks on my back i'm gonna go out on a limb and say that blonde chick was a werewolf. A sexy, kinky werewolf.
So vagazzling was a success
wouldn't be a true Fourth of July without dropping acid at 9pm on a Monday
FREEDOM
I'm naked on my couch and just ate a chip that was in my belly button.. my 20s have been weird.
Tempted to tell the Titos promoters at this bar that they are doing the lords work.
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