then they high fived as they party boyed me. I was a policewoman sandwhich. I love you halloween.
i forgot i changed ur name in my phone to "the situation" so when u texted me i got really excited for a hot second
i thought we decided on me being "the altercation" instead
Dude she has the ugliest blow job face ever.
I think Charlie st. Cloud is the saddest thing I can masturbate to.
He took me by the hand and ordered me to make him vodka soup.. I think I like him?
im seconds away from chugging that vodka and preforming the surgery on myself.
The guy I met last night said we had a real connection and gave me his AA coin because he met me during his relapse
I actually took a sword out of your hands. You were samurai slashing lemons to make chasers.
Bailey. He has a soul patch. Idgaf if he was an NFL player. Nobody with a soul patch is attractive.
Okay hun. Well my neighbors haven't called the cops yet so I think we're good. No more burning in the yard.
while i am personally glad that we met...i feel like for society as a whole it was a bad thing
But that's fine. Because I am an independent woman who is going to pull some jane Goodall shit and save the world one day......or be a porn star......either way they are going to wish they had fucked me.
Yeah, great now I will be tampon girl
I just want you to know that i deffinately saw the baby clothes, and didn't freak out and still had sex with him. I'm going to hell.
i cant believe the cop was fine with you saying no we are in a hurry when he asked to search your car
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