I hate seeing commercials about babies when i'm high
Yeah, I don't like babies at all
just had to take a 4 hour nap to write a one page paper. its obviously the week after winter break.
Just try to lay there and not be pregnant.
I've learned something. I regret way too may Tuesdays in my life to be normal
we should drop off a car at the police station before going out tonight so we can drive home in the morning
I'm babysitting my fucking roommate he took out the screen and is trying to throw dishware in our fucking pool after he repelled off our balcony
Walking through campus with a grocery bag full of pot brownies. I'm like the santa claus of 4/20
i can feel the knowledge leaking out of my brain
replace it with alcohol - nature abhors a vacuum
When he saw my tits he said "wow you should be proud.
By talk him into it I assume you mean blow him into it.
I slept awesome next to you. You're like an electric blanket that I can have morning sex with.
Blow jobs in the hobby lobby parking lot, oh lawd there gonna pray for me when they review those tapes ...
Please don't think I'm weird for texting you this at 12:08 am but I just found another picture on the Internet where I think you can see his dick through whatever he's wearing
i think i just lost a toe
His condition for us having sex was that I wore my show boots. #equestrianproblems
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