what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
I never want a future conversation of ours to include the words "quart of semen" in it
I need a leather bustier to keep them in.
Too kinky for 11:30am. Stop that.
Watching the gap toothed girl get more ass than me is almost devastating.
A guy just walked down the street dressed as Mickey Mouse holding a 40oz. Where the hell did you leave me?
He was the only guy who ever made me cry..
Who, the park ranger who made you dump out your beer on the beach?
dude he passed out in the strip club on his birthday, WHILE he was getting a lap dance. That drunk.
I wore wrist and ankle weights while we had sex. Does that count as working out?
Senior week was like trying to herd cats. Very drunk cats.
A penis isn't a time share. I want to own not rent.
I'm sending you a dick pic. Ill tell the other ppl in this pancheros its cool
Don't send a pic of dick unless it's inside the burrito
WHY IS THERE A GOLD FISH IN MY BONG??
Don't come back. They don't have pants.
Oh god.
God has nothing to do with this.
Yeah, but i got vodka and bacon out of it, so it's fine.
I'm literally trying to cool beer down right now in my car by putting it on my floor and blasting cold air on it
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