he started yelling "this is my pussy" mid thrust
His concept of male bonding is doing lines in adjacent stalls.
I think if I could use my boobs as a second pair of hands everything would be ok
Currently bleeding through my leggings. Not good. Not good at all.
Hospital.
I am invincible.
My chest hair is, as we speak, arching upward to embrace my neck beard. The union will be a storied one.
In the pie chart of my life, she is a huge part of why I drink.
You're right, I'd say my real all time low was when I let that fifteen-year-old feel my boob.
You've lost booty call privileges between the hours of 10pm and 8am.
No I kepy moaning and just called out a name to make them believe I was actually having sex instead of masturbating.
So anyway, I'm just floating along life with my vibrator and low expectations.
i just has to use a gift card to Target that one of my students parents got me to buy Plan B bc my bank account is -$0.08 so my 2017 is starting exactly how i pictured.
If those panties could talk.
"Once upon a time, Jenny got chlamydia from a magician. The end."
We were driving past a farm when he screamed at me to stop the car, then he jumped out and tried to ride a cow.
They are in the bedroom next door. We might have a threesome idk. Jesus take the wheel.
GO. DO.
I am Jesus and I am taking the wheel.
I mean...if Marco gets pregnant, it is either the spawn of Satan or the second coming of Christ (neither of which I want in my life). So let's just hope that he doesn't grow a womb and that we don't have to consider either option.
Randomize
