yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
you were cooking a hot pocket with a grill lighter what did you want me to do
i have to go- we're throwing the dummy from the balcony again
I told her she can't come to our bonfire because she throws up on herself & she has a mustache. And now apparently I'm a bitch or something.
ATTN: We are officially 15 weeks from our annual "Get-Mega-Stoned-and-BBQ" event. Start saving up the proper supplies. That is all.
todays sighting is titled: Bum taking pictures with an invisible camera.
I picked up the bartender so he could open the bar early and ended up with him giving me a ride home when he closed. I like snowdays and everything, but they get really expensive. Also, I think I threw up on his front door. Not checking.
Diet Starts Tomorrow! Guy from McDonalds asked if I got a new car...
I'm gonna take a nap by the fireplace and pretend like I know what day it is.
I was shitfaced. I filled my contact case WITH TANNING LOTION
I bought emergency contraception until I / we decide how to handle that. And target gave me a gift receipt for it. Awkward.
My life has come down to me literally sitting on an uncrustables trying to defrost it because I’m drunk alone and hungry.
I always knew ther was a reason why we're best friends
Obvs our love of drugs
I like to think of it more as our love of curiosity
My mom is worried I'm not eating enough protein so she's sending me 48 cans of tuna. That's not a typo.
Do you remember trying to eat the shower curtain last night...?
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