love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
he only lasted 2 minutes. he said it was because i was so pretty. i'm not sure what to feel right now.
I just had to google "How do I get semen stains off of drywall." I'm relatively proud of this
I'll just wear something slutty to the liquor store and hope for the best
that's your solution for everything
I found those 18 whoppers we bought.
dude uncooked spaghetti noodles dipped in thousand island dressing is better than it sounds
Don't tell me wow. Tell me this is normal for college and in no way am I a whore.
Just had a nice conversation with my landlord while cleaning your puke off my car
It's my diet secret . . . it's like slimfast but I call it cockfast instead.
Um of course I blew him. He brought me a shamrock shake. It was two o’clock in the morning on St. Patrick’s Day. There was no smoother move basically. He totally earned that head.
I'll get him an axe as a present. So he can break out of his closet. That axe being my penis.
There's some band that practices next door to my apartment. I'm thinking we may need to check that out. I could be like, "Hey boys, thought you might like some lemonade and vagina."
My boobs looked so good under the black light I saw a girl physically cover her boyfriend's eyes.
You can't break up with me. I brought you to see Beyoncé.
A sultry night of tacos and sex sounds nice. Should I bring home milk?
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