I'm seeing double. Its like being in a room full of people
I shouldn't have had sex with her. I feel that I may have opened a pandora's vagina
Random girl at this party just gave me a lap dance in a la-Z-boy. Night significantly improved.
vodka bottle broke. scooping it out of the plastic tub with a shot glass into a sprite bottle using a ziplock bag as a funnel and straining the glass out with paper towels. good thursday night?
Don't let the fact that shes seen my penis discourage you
oh my god i'm in a crawl space
Saw my boss's vagina at that party. Hung over at work has never been more acceptable
Are we playing "how much awkwardness can we fit in the final 29 hours of 2011"?
yes yes we are. Go do something with super glue. i don't want to win.
and ive been naked for the greater part of the evening. alone, drunk, and naked. i think that is how all great interventions start.
I'm wearing a real bra and real shoes. I look like a fucking lady.
And you will no longer be getting a thank you note from my vagina
I like making it seem like it's at least a little bit difficult to hook up with me
We put you in the box and you started to cry, that's how high you were.
Sometimes you gotta do what you gotta do... and then you need to delete the history so you're girlfriend doesn't see it.
Help. Why am I so naked?
Randomize
