I have my period so I felt bad and blew him with cash cab in the background. I wanted to yell out the answers but my mouth was full.
Random question, how's your gag reflex these days
your youtube search consisted of "food slideshow" and "the angry beavers"
i wont go near him until the smell goes away , and he takes the chex mix box off his head.
I know, but I was really high and I felt like a failure dragon because I could only blow smoke, no fire.
yeah a little bit of me felt bad about it. But the rest of me was having sex with him.
in my defense i said 'lock up your wives' before going out.
I hope we all get so wasted that we ride the cows again
Can I bring home a duck? Dead serious
He told me he wants to eat me out all day while I lay in bed watching football. Seems like a solid foundation for a relationship to me.
Just got flashed by an entire bus of girls in school uniforms. We then had to wait beside each other at a light. It was awkward.
In honor of Dennis Farina dying, I'm offering up free mustache rides...2 takers so far.
She had a belly button piercing in the shape of a cross. Talk about mixed messages.
I just want my kids to know I fucked some really hot dudes before their father.
You're going to scar your kids
We both shit in the same closet in Santa Fe. Nothing is sacred anymore.
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