the only thing i have to deal with now is the fact that i'm still wearing spandex shorts from last night
Actions speak louder than words. Her actions scream crazy.
she said, and i quote, "i want to black out with my rack out"
Yo I'm texting you while getting a bj. I know, I'm the man. Told her I was texting my mom in the hospital.
she's bipolar. she literally has TWO facebook pages. one for each personality. this. bitch. is. crazy.
remember last year when i left for the bar in flip flops and came back in heels?
it happened again.
For your information i will be shotgunning whiskey on may 21st.
I literally just wielded a katana to save a child's life. What did you do today?
Our DD has become famous. Strippers are asking to be handcuffed to him.
I think we need to stage an Intervention. Her Instagram is a call for help.
Well now you know my birthday fantasy: gangbang consisting of men wearing NPR pledge t-shirts.
I just went to cvs and bought condoms, handcuffs and a coloring book
just stepped out my front door and let the wind dry my naked body because I was too lazy to go search for a clean towel that may not even exist. I could live like this forever
When I found out he was circumcised I called his mother and thanked her
His sex game is strong it’s like a warlord’s dick! you know what I mean?
Nope
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