I don't think I can get bothered with getting laid tonight
heey were did you guys go? last time i remember seeing you i was throwing up in the fountain
I need to stop having one night stands with guys in my building so I can have someone to borrow milk from without it being awkward
I've orgasmed four times in the past 24 hours. And my mom's dropping off cookies later
4 out of 7 roommates in one month isn't that bad if you think about the fact that 3 of them were in the last 24 hours
I have weed and a speedo - I don't need anything else.
would you like to venture to the magical clitoris forest?
In order to save time, dignity and liver damage, wanna get naked?
Drake has all the answers
He and I didn't so much date, as watch cartoons and go down on each other.
I think I'm so comfortable in my sexual relationship because he mostly wants to see me naked with large plates of bacon tastefully placed upon my body
sex on a trampoline, in the rain, on ecstasy, just thought you should know.
the police dropped me off. that's how my night went.
It was like if the scent of sour milk and burning tires had a baby in taste form.
She’s 47 and wants me to fuck her on her mom’s hospital bed
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