if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
It was literally the size of a half eaten tic tac.
So let me get this straight. You would sleep with an uncircumcised guy whose name you didn't know, but you won't try the new shrimp taco from taco bell?
theyre selling pepper spray in the courtyard. hellooo atl
Based on how hungover I feel today, it makes more sense that the bouncer didn't let me in to that bar.
Apologies for hacking your facebook and posting that picture of you passed out hooked up to the IV...but we were sat with you on the ER floor for 3 hours, it got boring
Dude I've kinda accepted I may leave Nola with the clap.
begin the sex magic rocket ship countdown
I'm pretty sure I got a cavity today due to how many times I've puked hungover at work.
It's Saturday night and I'm sitting on my couch by myself, watching Glee, and drinking gin and tonics. If you listen very closely, you can hear the wails of my mother giving up hope that I will ever give her a son-in-law.
A bee came out of the shoe box and stung her. Even the insect community doesn't want her in those hideous things.
My drug dealer bought me a book for Christmas. What a gentleman.
Tim is a child that you physically can't love because he makes it hard for you to even find anything redeeming about him so you debate leaving him forever at the gas station.
You just had sex during the movie Radio. This is an all time low
He told me that he wants to fuck me only wearing a princess tiara...How could I possibly say no to that?
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