i just remembered that i beat off next to you while we were naked and passed out next to each other after last night... No Homo
do you think the kids from 7th heaven are mad that dennis and sweet dee are their half-brother and sister?
The new google images is a smorgasbord of porn now are plans for tonight are off.
I am kinda proud of you, its like seeing my slutty baby take its first step
This would be a good time for the don't get drunk and bang a married chick pep talk...
Once he blows his load, he's more of an immediate flight risk than that jetBlue pilot. He's out the door before his cum is out of my vajayjay.
It wasn't like a party or anything. They played PlayStation and talked about sports. Then I threw up on his porch.
Its raining shots and i keep catching them in my mouth like you with dicks shits crazy
I have random bruises including my spine and visible bite marks on my neck. Thanksgiving car sex accomplished.
I quit life. I got pulled over on my way to work and they towed my car and dropped me off at work in a cop car
Everyone's going out for thirsty Thursday and I'm just like. Cool. Enjoy yourself. I'm gonna eat an entire pizza and watch King of Queens reruns.
That moment during finals day when you either convince your teacher to let you out of the room or you shit you pants.
We're lying on the pavement outside of the college. No one has asked if we're okay. I think they all understand.
DUDE!!!!! THERE IS A MIDGET HANDING OUT RICE KRISPIE TREATS!!!!!! WHERE ARE YOU WHEN THE COOL SHIT GOES DOWN???????
Legit just heard the bartender tell some Dude "Penis is not an accepted currency in this establishment" and Dude responded "You take Vagina then?"
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