Text. Mid BJ. 8 points.
Pretty girls always come out on top. Or bottom. Whatever. Point is we come out with their boyfriends.
A female Wisconsin fan just headbutted the bouncer. Im deeply terrified and oddly aroused at the same time.
Started with us just having a beer. Now Ivan lit a torch to walk to the store, Ben smashed a 26 in the parking lot, and they're throwing broken shot glasses. Fratio Friday is something.
I dont care if your mom convinced you it should be an abstinent christmas. I did horribly on finals and i'm out of booze, so you will get over her and FUCK. ME. NOW.
Just did a drug deal on the toy aisle at walmart, Merry Christmas
After seeing how much you are able to funnel in a night, I am 90% sure your blood is pure gin.
He said and I quote "Had to beat one off in the Burger King bathroom before I went over." Thats somebody that takes pride in his work.
Nothing like being buzzed at 10:20am off wine shots in Amish country
If you magically turned into a tall white gay guy, ignore this message. If not, then I'm sure someone has your fb password.
Between having seen you naked and interpreting your values based on the occasional political FB post, you're no stranger for sure.
My dick has been in way too much crazy the past 2+weeks, but hey it feels good to fuck consistently again
You need to stop showing people the things i drunk-text to you... i have a reputation to uphold here
I'd like to thank Vicodin for getting me through family thanksgiving once again.
The ass gains better be worth it
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