Am I the only person who thinks Megan Fox looks totally like a Thai lady boy with a serious tanning bed fix?
The things that come out of my body both amaze and disturb me.
so, i drunkenly called my religious roomie because i was lost and told her if she couldn't come find me, jesus would condemn her to hell for not leading me to the light .. too much?
He' s half Black and half Italian, I finally asked...this penis maybe one for the records.
In your defense, I really thought capturing that alligator would have been a lot more awesome and a lot less tragic.
RIP Mr Bojangles.
first one here with a pint of chicken lo mein, aspirin, and diet green tea ginger ale, gets a full effort bj the day after tomorrow.
Dude, Donte totally wants it. I don't have any idea how I do it. I'm not even cool. I'm not even the hero Gotham deserves. I'm barely high. My hands are swelling. Want me to pick you up anything from five guys?
Its not chugging if its just one gulp
I'm not entirely sure how getting 'house drunk' turned into us getting trashed, being serenaded by karaoke and going out. But it needs to happen again.
Just masturbating and watching Sports Center...is this what it's like to be a guy?!
You know it was a good night when you wake up w/o a shirt in someone elses living room next to a pancake on a spoon in a bowl of spaghetti.
I'm basically cruising around listening to 90's gangsta rap with my meatball sub telling people to go fuck themselves
I have four things I would like to do over summer too... Problem is they're all roommates
Chasing shots with airborne.. Gonna get rid of my sickness and my soberness.
I woke up in a boat, with a life jacket on, tons of beer cans and no lake... I was inside a garage. WTF
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