carls jr on main st. japanese tourist taking a dump in the urinal. reading a japanese newspaper and wearing a full suit.
be there in 3 mins
Let's bang like we're on a Lifetime Channel movie.
i feel like my eyelids need a kick stand.
Stripper fight on main stage. It just happened. And it was glorious.
States back in the final four. Now our sunday night drinking has purpose. Sparty on baby.
win or lose for butler, i'm still masturbating to brad stevens tonight
If a Romanian girl's marriage isn't considered legal in the US then she's fair game right?
I did shrooms last night. My drug checklist is complete, I can finally graduate.
Just make sure my intervention has a theme...
Do I need to take a photo of my sister's enlarged and disgustingly dark nipples to scare you into protection? DO I?
i can't invite random hot hobos into my aunt's house.
We broke up. And I told him he better give me my fucking star wars movies tomorrow. Priorities.
Is there a lightning bolt coming out of your boner right now?!
SOOOOOO I just attempted to go to the gym, hungover. Ended up throwing up in the bathroom. I hope people think I'm just working out really hard
Fuck twitter. Fuck men. Fuck bras. Fuck flip flops. Fuck makeup. Fuck perfume.
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