too bad they don't have a 'people you may be able to do' thing on facebook. it would save me a lot of fucking time.
Its Shannon Doherty lazy not Forest Whittaker lazy
Who wants to bang the sort of girl you can get with Axe body spray??
peeing off your aunts pourch into the koy pond seemed like a good idea at the time
New Years Resolution for 2011 : QUALITY cock. Not quantity.
She said, and I quote "how do you run with something that big between your legs".
Synchronized big wheels back flips off the second floor roof. Good idea or great idea?
We didn't have sex but he is somehow naked and laying on top of me. his dick is touching my leg and freaking me the fuck out.
Apparently throwing balloons filled with vodka off the roof is considered terrorism.
All you need to know is that isn't jizz
Dude it's SB. It's a proven fact that all you need to survive on is beer, weed, chips and maybe some amphetamines
What's sexier than showing up smelling like fast food cigarettes with a jar of moonshine in your hand
It was one of those mornings when I wake up and feel like I have to say sorry to the whole world
I'm just drunk enough to be eating egg rolls on the toilet
Why is there a business card for people who need bail bonds in my wallet...
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