Yeah, but I'm out of licorice and there's no way anywhere near here will rent us all mopeds on a Tuesday night.
There's just this way he looks at me that makes me want to suck his soul out through his dick.
in the car goin home for fam dinner and he is silent... i think he realized how big of a whore his little sister is
my roommate and her friend got reaallllly high last night and it looks like they played scrabble. one of their words is "nippal"
just threw up on my speech test, so much for a great semester
he got a charlie horse midthrust which triggered my orgasm we're still sorting this out.
I tried to fuck this guy who I'm pretty sure has an erectile dysfunction
How do the freshmen here NOT understand the tricks we are playing on them by now? Doesn't bode well for grad numbers. Idiots.
It's official, no more fat chicks or even close to that, my balls are 2 dimentional
Btw any and all sexual fantasies or arousal I had about cops is null and void.
After we got done he told me to hold his penis because it helps him fall asleep
Listen, some people have dreams, some people just want to cock slap a kangaroo
As a paramedic, it's completely unacceptable to black out on a monday. I cant handle 3 dollar shot night.
I gave in, made out with her, and long story short, I'm giving hetero another try.
Don’t listen to me, I’m walking around wearing nothing but rave bracelets and headphones shouting “yeeeeaaahhhhhh”
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