I tried watching the view, i got through 8 minutes. That is probably a world record.
They always sound like a bunch of chickens.
We need to start having sex underwater more often.
Her boobs looked like leather oven mitts. No more cougar hunting for awhile.
you gave the police officer your chanel wallet and said 'just keep it the i.d. is fake too'.
I just remember taking her cat for a walk around 3 am then falling asleep in a slide at the park
I just want one of her status not to be about Jesus.
Next guy we share better have a little more dignity than that
Of course, you get to fuck all night while I'm stuck in the girls bathroom sucking a limp dick for coke
I apparently spent $173 at the bar last night. The proof is in the vomit on my pillow and the receipt I tried to clean it up with.
There are 144 bottles of wine in my mother's pantry. She just shrugged her shoulders and said it was for the wine pong tournament on Christmas Day.
Hypothetically going to the gym on coke was a good idea
Naw. I'm tired and I'd have to shave my legs. I doubt the sex or the company would be worth it.
Somehow she is more off limits now than when she was his girlfriend
You kicked me our in the middle of a blizzard with a dead phone. I had to give my watch to a pizza delivery person to take me home. You owe me a gyro too.
sorry for the late response. was in jail for 6 months.
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