Dude?? where did you go after Wildcats last night? Last I heard you went off with one of the girls we danced with?
Negative - This is his GF, Bobby is in Jail for a DUI. Thanks for the info.
its was like we drinking an entire bottle of mystery
your friend did not want a bj. we need to leave. this is very awkward.
Turns out, his fucking is as lame and staggered as his NFL career.
Only catch is you have to sleep in the same bed as me. But no worries, I plan on being in a random guys hotel room every night. So it's essentially yours.
IT'S LIKE SHE TAKES SECRET KUNG FU CUNT LESSONS AND THEN BRUCE LEES ALL OVER EVERYONE.
Had sex with one of the guys from Ireland. Celebrating st pattys early.
Something about being drunk at 1pm chasing seagulls on the beach while it's raining is very calming
Apparently HR frowns upon current employees introducing themselves to the new employee as "Hi I'm sleeping with your cousin"
It was big, black, and had a smiley face tattooed on it. It was the perfect penis.
I don't know how that blunt survived being in your pocket all night but you pulled it out at 4 am in 7/11 and tried to fire it up. Zero fucks given
ever had the feeling "I've been drunk in this bathroom before?" Like De ja drunk?
First. I had the strength. Now. I am the death.
skyped with him for 45 min in the bath while i shaved my legs. new level in the relashionship
Can you recommend a quality dick? I haven’t had a good sexing in a while
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