So what's the moral of this story? Aside from 'lesbians hold grudges'?
You poured sparks in your panties and NOW you're wondering why you have a UTI?
i decided i am going on the Justin Bobby plan for success. Don't cut my hair for a year, don't shave for a month, land Audrina Patridge. Game on.
A homeless man walked up to me at the bar, pointed, and told me to get my shit together. Jesus?
Your message cut off at "shit on the floor". Your life is incredible.
I don't think she considers it a date unless she publicly urinates
he told me i could have the honorable privilege of being the second girl to have sex with him in his new apartment, what a gentleman.
we were playing waterfall, then strip waterfall, then we were just listening to music, drinking, and slowly becoming more naked
Realized it was likely to be cursed, didn't want my own Johnson magically turning into some sort of fire breathing reptile and eating me
That is an interesting fear as well as image
Dressing as mugato from zoolander Halloween you may want to be the hand model. We can get you a fish bowl filled with Clementine Vodka and soda you can put your hand in.
as much bud light as i have consumed over the years budweiser should give me a clydesdale
dont you DARE use my tequila influenced words against me
I haven't gotten this high alone in a long time. I keep looking at the cat waiting for her to say something.
Wow this just keeps getting better, weed, shrooms, a stripper..........a gun.
There is a sex dungeon behind the wine cellar. This is why I hate showing foreclosures.
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