how should i feel about a person who brings a box of eggo waffles on the plane as a carry on?
I am so 35 right now. Listening to REM, drinking red wine, and crying over an article about ecstasy in oprah magazine.
Too many sundays start with me waking up still drunk in my car.
I like yr title more along "the hot Russian I have sex with."
Looking at an apartment in Houston. It's right beside my favorite bar and the zoo. Best or worst decision?
I promised myself in the hospital that I would give up drinking for however long the cast stayed on. Thank god it was only soft tissue and not a fracture.
Found a phone out last night at the bar. EPIC homemade porn vids on it!
although steph and I had 3 bottles of wine by that point and watched an opera that featured a black dildo so anything was possible really
My philosophy is thug life and that means never having to say your sorry for stealing drinks off tables
you said something about joining a k-pop band before passing out topless on the trampoline.
i need some fresh meat. meat that has a license and a job and isn’t a FULL-blown alcoholic. partial i could tolerate, bc, haha, let’s be honest, me likey my drinkies.
I REALLY NEED TO STOP CELEBRATING THAT FUCKING HOLIDAY
I'm pretty sure I just won at life. I touched the bushy tail of a squirrel while he had his mouth full and was digging in a plant on campus. That is all.
This whole Rob and Chyna drama is giving me trust issues. I'm about to text my ex and be like if you haven't already deleted my nudes, can you?
Im so sorry for peeing on your chest.
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