I bet he comes in French.
Yep Great. Apparently I didn't just say things once that night. Drink. Yell. Repeat.
U also mentioned u werent wearing any underwear hahahaha
wait a second... your telling me you want me to take you to the bank at 10 on a tuesday so you can buy a blow up pool and fill it with beer?
yes... and buy you lunch
three guys just busted into my bio lecture, yelled "happy st. patrick's day!", downed jagerbombs, and left.
Also, just saw a kid in a gorilla costume being questioned by a boardwalk cop. I love ocean city.
do you think theyll let us bring mariachis to the strip club?
I believe you called it tequila and nipples. The proceeded to strike a pose.
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
I always thought The Big Bang Theory wasa terrible show but that was before it came with blowjobs and pizza.
I was going to do a cardio thing but then tacos.
I woke up in someone's flat in Budapest and then got offered a free piercing before I left. Best. Hookup. Ever.
I pulled you and a keg around in a wagon for like five hours and apparently everyone else remembers it but us.
How old am I that I had to sneak a boy out of my room this morning...
Good luck. While you're suffocating on a dick, I'll be eating pizza rolls. Being a good girl.
Doing a walk of shame at Wal-Mart at 3:30am because when I left at 11pm I was getting milk
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