found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
I tried watching the view, i got through 8 minutes. That is probably a world record.
They always sound like a bunch of chickens.
You keep asking me questions like I have this magical thing called a memory
Just found out my drug dealer is also a porn star. It's a good day.
Do you not remember you showing everyone in the bathroom your period stained underwear? I'd say you were pretty happy it came
Her boyfriend was wrestling another girl. But, she said she was okay with it because she kept checking for boners--w the back of her hand like she was checking for a fever
Attention ladies coming to the party tonight! Tonight will be another chance to win the 5 bucks for getting my cousin hard. Bring your a-game, no one has been able to overcome the whiskey dick yet. Good luck.
So me and him are making out, and the other two are on the couch behind us. he randomly stops kissing me and goes "oh god I think she just took off her shirt" I look behind me and I see her tits flapping up and down. This man has amazing senses..
there's a photo set of like seven dicks covered in glitter....i don't know what to do
I just had to explain to a 5 year old why I had fuzzy handcuffs hidden in a macaroni box under my bed.
If I send Ben a tit pic but I do it while wearing a Tom Brady mask is that funny or creepy
This bowl is so big, I just said out loud, "I'm going to die here" as I blew smoke out the cat door. Merry fucking Christmas.
No, you are in the clear. The police officer finally just said "I give up" and walked away.
It's okay to admit that you're into redheads.
The dog peed on the neighbors baby Jesus. No wonder she thinks we're the devil.
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