I realized that I've made out with a different boy almost every time we've gone to mcgoreys....I don't need a boyfriend...I have that bar
I posted my balls on ericas instagram. It got 17 likes.
That awkward moment when you can't tell what smells like tacos: you, the cat, or the strange guys blanket your so tenderly swaddled in.
Idk every story shes told me thats started with "back when i was a lesbian" has been my new favorite story
That boy needs some memories to take back home with him
There something about a girl that pirates lemonade off a restaurant fountain as a mixer that I find intriguing.
Also, no joke, I think that raccoon hair is still in my eye from last night.
don't act like you've never hung your towel on your dick after getting out of the shower
Was he good-huge or like "what the fuck do i do with this"-huge
I think I have a bro crush.. When I imagine him, I imagine him waking up to go take a shower and just finding three bitches making out waiting for him. Like that awesome.
To keep it classy I will take a pregnacy test on Mother's Day
i have paint on my face i'm missing my earrings, there's a bag of rice in my room, and i have a purse full of monopoly pieces
Neighbor is sitting on his porch looking like he made some terrible life decisions and I just want to be like "I drank half of a handle of peach vodka in a shed last night. I understand" but I think they're swingers so his night probs sucked more.
I just remembered that I totally burped into someones mouth when we were making out. I was really smooth about it so he didn't notice.
I have been adopted by a clan of drunken skinny dipping tourists.
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