Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
It's like my work doesn't even care about margarita mondays.
I am officially out of liquor stores within a 15 mile radius that don't recognize me as soon as I walk in the door.
He invited you over for Super Sexy Saturday and Cosmos... I'm pretty sure that's gay
He bought me dinner. He gave me his jacket when I was cold. And then ate me out in the passenger sear of the car.
come find me. Outside the bar we were just in waving my syringe in the air
...Saturday night. Get your dick ready. We are going to go nuts. I want to have sex fucking everywhere.
I miss my brother. He would have fucked the fat girl for me.
I told you I would
I wouldnt do that to you. You're my actual friend
I have family pictures in an hour and a half and I'm 9 beers deep. This is how I get written out of my grandparents will...
I've gotten 2 singers numbers, a 6'5 dude has promised to take me to Oktoberfest, and I spent the night w a pilot named Zeus who looks like caramel tastes. Also I sprained my thumb punching some guy I named 'hater'. I love Nashville
I've never been so tempted to check my phone during sex in my life.
Is there a reason why your pubic hair is a plastic bag on my bathroom floor? And yes I know its yours... You wrote your name on the bag
To be honest, the last time I saw him he had a jesus costume on telling people to pray to his bible.
So he's at the chuch?
No, hooters.
I was running because his wife invited me to join them on their kinky Vegas weekend. Crossing state lines is too much commitment for me.
Sometimes I feel like my vagina has a photographic memory of his penis. It sucks that he got engaged....
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