Wow so rude I was trying to have an orgy later but whatever
I think having sex with you would be a great treat for us
you guys got to bein so kosher and go with the flow
Ambien. No doubt about it.
So you refered to him as "monster dick"...not so much
i just googled "what is oprah really like?" how do YOU think my night is going?
no, didnt close...
What?! she made the first move and invited you back to her place. thats like striking out in t-ball pathetic...
I mean, I don't even call it a hangover anymore. It's just morning.
How do you get mayonnaise out of... well jesus it's everywhere, let's start with carpets
I had no where to run... The dumpster sounded like a good idea at the time
Okay: Whipped cream, vodka, and a trampoline. This will either be really great, or really tragic.
I just need three more girls to complete my 'Freak-a-leak' bang list. Know any girls named Zahra, Shavon, or Daronda?
THERE IS A WINE CUBE IN MY ASS THIS IS NOT GOING AS PLANNED
ditto.
about cumming, not toast
His name was toto. That should have been my red flag
Come home... I’m drinking and playing with knives
are you comparing glasses to pregnancy
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