you kept wiggling your finger at everybody at the party telling us this is how he fingered me. you seemed pretty upset about it.
the third sister isn't as attractive as the other two but I will do her anyway to finally pull off the fabled family hat trick.
When she sits down, she uses her fat rolls like an arm rest.
afterwards we were spooning and he said he wished he was a kangaroo so he cold put me in his pouch and keep me forever. I left as soon as he was asleep.
she sounds like chewbacca in bed
she was masturbating to a video of herself masturbaing. She's a keeper
I'm going to keep a tally of how many lives I ruin this summer. Starting today.
Already at 3 and it's not even noon.
New carpet is nice. I'm making carpet angels. Like a fresh snowfall.
So then I proceeded to the kitchen to make my "specialty," which consisted of a frozen veggie burger topped with peanut butter. I guess he ate it too.
There was a reason God said "Let there be titties" on the Fifth Day.
We found Kyle. He was next door yelling at the elderly couple to let him continue his golf game. No more afternoon drinking for him.
next time im at a party and go to fist bump the dude who took my virginity two years ago PLEASE STOP ME
It feels like a bunch of leprechauns are using my brain as a soccer ball
we went to go get waffles and then i sucked his dick in a parking lot. average tuesday.
How hot? Like... how many hemsworths?
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