How old was that tiny chick? she needs a lard iv.
I dumped him because he's never seen star wars. I'm certain I did the right thing.
Im shirtless eating a burrito. How urgent is this?
I don't appreciate the fact that you tagged me as a giant bucket Miracle Whip.
Laying on my kitchen floor and the lights just got brighter... I just died or there was a power surge. Based on the amount of booze I drink both are possible.
Well at least it wasn't the first time I threw up out of a second story window
My birthday is in 11 days. Going ham. Consciousness will not be an option
You said that when your ex gave you a blowjob her mouth was like velvet
All i hear is "BITCH BETTER HAVE MY HONEY" and i turn around and there is a dude in a bear costume. It was fur real.
Wesley I'm sober and my body hurts. There wasn't much trust in any of those falls.
Drunk me obviously wants to fuck up my life
It's like I have an arch nemesis, and it's me
you're no funn. i shall go consult my friend vodka on this matter.
my suitemate came in my room last night and flashed me. and then she just walked away. deff transferred to the right school
Can you send me the picture of me licking the cows udders?
His dick smelled like strawberries...it was awesome.
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