We're 3 acts into this drag show and we've already run out of Lady Gaga songs.
there is no way he can be that small
look on the bright side he'll over comepensate
he was so drunk I had to hold him up and he started crying when he heard an ambulance siren and said "is that for me?"
I don't know what you drank last night but you really enjoyed the 4 egg body shots.
I just fell down my stairs. I know that you are 6 hours away but please come pick me up. I promise I will still be here on the stairs.
Sorry I sent so many blank messages. My hands are slippery. Don't ask why.
not sure if I should be concerned that my brother just stormed into my room and looked at me with a serious face and said, "I'm a peacock, you have to let me fly." oh, vicodin...
I bought 2 40s with winning lottery tickets and they paid me $.03. 'Merica
He literally named all the parts of the vagina as he fingered me. No more pre-med virgins.
You've got until 8 and then I'm kicking down your door and pouring a beer down your ass via funnel
He told me he sees me like a sister then 10 mins later tried to make out with me.
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
Can I get high for this class every tuesday? Its like a multi-sensory carnival acid trip.
I might need to come puke in your toliet on the way home
You will be reminded everyday when you witness my majestic mustache.
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