I am at a 420 party and i just told a girl "hey, less not getting donuts, more getting donuts"(1-855): and did she get any doughnuts?
No. I am devastated
just took my exes job. there should be an award for how many times I've managed to fuck that girl's life
the only reason i even kissed her was because we were having sex when it midnight, and i heard people yelling "happy new year."
He's a navy seal. He can stick it anywhere he wants.
I've banged too many servicemen's wives to still be considered an American.
i think we should start 2012 by becoming clean and sober for awhile and buckle down
ppsyche im wasted where are you
I think drinking everclear was a better idea than taking a night class.
Have bite marks on my arm where my temporary tat was Saturday night. Did someone try to bite Captain America or something?
One of the many mysteries surrounding the weekend...
OMG he dropped his pants for me. Granted it was to show me where he got stabbed but still...
I swear to fucking god if he takes away netflix I will have no problem sending his gf our sex videos
I feel like my life just hangs in the balance of "Yeah I'm probably not doing this right"
Pray for me. I just had a sex dream about Debbie Wasserman-Schultz.
Recliner chair sex has moments of worry....just don't.
i think i just naturally attract stoners
He ate me out for my sailor moon manga and I gave him a blowjob for his Devilman manga. Pretty sweet deal imo
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