god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
I think the only thing that impresses me are nice penises...and Jesus. Jesus would impress me. Especially if he walked on water again.
I'm challenging a 70 yr old alcoholic woman who is half my size tonight. Wish me luck
I feel miserable and there's nutella all over my phone
If you invite me to a bar tonight my liver will kick you in the testicles
My meds have diminished my sex drive, this must be what regular women feel like
Thank you for calling me on to a higher level of debauchery. fuck anyone who says we aren't good for each other
Let's just say he sent me a picture of his dick and I was more impressed with the collection of video games he had in the background...
Looking through my moms phone and find a pic if a dick. Scarred for life.
I, soberly, gave myself a concussion trying to take a pic of my vagina. Fuck you and your hangover.
Dude of course I want to. Your penis is beautiful.
he left a full can of coors light underneath my windshield wiper, like a love note. if that's not husband material, i don't know what is
6 showers laters and I still feel like I have his vomit in my vagina. At least I could help him figure out he's gay.
I heard a crunch while giving him head. I looked up and he was eating Cheese Itz. So we made a deal that he'd take a hand job so I could eat them too.
Vegas never ceases to amaze me. Hung out with a stripper from ATL all night and got nuthin, but the next night meet a bride-to-be who gives me a bj in the elevator.
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