Hannah Montana > iCarly
I'm disregarding that text and your testicles entirely
Now I'm watching The History of Sex on the History Channel. They're talking about how repressed the 30s were. I think I understand why grandma is such an angry person.
i just thought that perhaps i was done with the "boning on someone else's futon" stage of my life. guess not.
You made me pull over because you thought a leaf was a twenty rolling across the road.
You will never truly trust yourself until you have shaved your armpits, legs, and vagina in the dark.
lets talk about you, dubstep, and a bunny suit.
I'm sorry, the person you're trying to reach is WAYYY too high to deal with this right now.
You've been dating this guy for a month now and as your best friend I have to complain that I still don't how big his dick is.
It's important to establish I slept with her BEFORE we officially became cousins-in-law.
Let's put it this way, there's not many girls I wouldn't let sit on my face
I'll screw just about anything, but I draw the line there
I think the pizza delivery guy is getting a handjob next door.
Dude!! Who the fuck glued Cheetos to my couch? Bastards!!
i just watched a 27 minute video about owls...that high.
He showed up soaking wet with a flashlight and a ping pong ball. I couldn't say no
Well we've always known you have a weakness for guys with balls in their hands
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