It's like a party bus, but there's a glass, airtight wall separating the driver from the passengers, and once everyone's on, they pump vaporized THC into the cabin.
"it's Wednesday" isn't a good enough excuse to take my debit card and use it for your own drunken needs. You owe me 250 bro
BTW rolling him off the couch and onto that tarp was pure genius. He definitely pissed himself last night.
I caved man... I fucked her so vigorously, desperately trying to correct her wonky eye. My determination was relentless.
You are a terrible person.
I just try to be optimistic...
It's snowing in May and there was a law school party at the strip club. The end is near.
May or may not have just put tequila in my special "kids+" orange juice fortified with vitamins a, b, c, d, e, and now t.
Like you know your sex life is in a downward spiral when your best friend offers to sext you from Ireland
I have bruises from doing the splits on the poles, if that doesn't scream bourbon street regret then I don't know what does
pls come tAke this super bath no romo it's just. so nice.
Whatever. I have his dick. Haha how many girls can say they have a dildo replica of a guy they were seeing
Um, when I went down on you it got stuck there. Still had gum in my mouth. Didn't exactly have use of my hands to assist
But I don't see you as the jesus riding a dinosaur with a machine gun type of guy
It was all good until his cat started licking my nipple along with him
I lost my virginity to Adventure Time. DO YOU NOT UNDERSTAND THE SIGNIFICANCE?!
welp, we watched the human centipede high last night and my mind literally shut down, when i came to all i could hear was mel saying EAT EAT HIS SHIT
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