Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
i just realized i've been trying to levitate the potatoe chip out of her hand for the past ten minutes. i think i smoked to much.
I'm gonna die fat and alone and all they will find is pizza crusts
i'm in workout clothes. this is progress.
You make shower sex sound like waterboarding
I hope you remember pushing the girl off the stage because you said she wasn't good at pole dancing.
Hne relally is a cite oerfect gome. Nes awddddddddooooome.
Its like the unofficial aniversary of the loss of her virginity. And I will be giving tours of the spot they did it in and showing how I'm serious when I say the grass doesn't grow there anymore.
I have 4 passes to the spa here, walking around with a robe on and putting cucumber slices on my penis. You guys should come hang out here. It's very relaxing
I have a 16 minute video of you talking about your life. We are calling it your Anthology sponsored by Steel Reserve
Uhh dog found a condom. FYI its on the table by couch please dispose of it. No reply Necessary
Why is your solution always to masturbate
Because it usually works
Just introduced myself to a group of people and one dude said "You're Marc!? I've heard many a legend of you." I raised bottle of champagne, said cheers, and drank with them.
As planned I took it to the limit. Then we met a new limit. Now they are limit friends.
Of course he did! You’ve seen my tits, you know he didn’t stand a chance!
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