she just stood in the kitchen yelling "REAL WOMEN HAVE CURVES"
Because of no shave november, it's no boys december... pay back
Remember when we did the egg drop from the Dyson building? Her vag is like that, except with a ham, and the ham doesn't make it. I'll be back to the apartment in ten.
Thanks for getting me home last night.
No worries. I'll always be there for you, just like Mufasa.
Question. Will thrown up fruit loops go down the shower drain?
As we were fooling around he told me he was conceived on this bed like it would turn me on.
I will also take that commission in the form of weed. Pass that on to the asst. manager.
That is an awkward looking cockshot, not gonna lie
Finally smoked with my brothers, I feel like I just won gold at the Best Older Brother Ever Olympics
Every little girl dreams of the day when she picks up her fuck buddy because he's drunk at the gay bar again.
I still don't understand if he's using me to write his resume or if we're dating
YAS. BRING CRAB.
One time she showed me her pierced nipples in our high school locker room and now she has a daughter
the people in front of me have a grocery cart in their car... i missed college...
Where are you guys?
Drunk
Randomize
